Fionn's Hotline Cafe
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Y'right bois? This here's me wee cyberden of awe and mystery. Pull up a purple inflatible chair, sip a mojito and let's log on to the net! On this 'ere collection of hypertext and what not, I'll be presenting to you my digital wares, telling you my darkest stories and sharing my deepest secrets.

My unique flavours of casiocore-meets-vapourhouse were mildly popular for a while. It's all here! Three layers of MPEG for your pleasure. Right here, there's literally tens of high definition (at least 96kbps) audio goodies and gorgeous JPEG artwork to expand your Winamp library. Remember to share what you're listening to for your MSN messenger contacts!

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Latest news News

Days Worth Living May 2nd 2020: During lockdown, I've finished a new full length album called Days Worth Living. It's 12 tracks of electro, ambient techno, vapourhouse and chillhop. Enjoy!

April 11th 2020: I've released an update for Total Anarchy that adds more story missions, new radio stations and other improvements.

December 20th 2019: I've finished a new song called RAIN BLASTER

December 6th 2019: Hotline Café is now on the Hotline Webring.

December 4th 2019: A facelift for the café with new colours and decorations. More content added, including some new entries for my 2000s mobile phone memories.

November 26th 2019: I've made dozens of free mp3 files available on the music page. All songs of mine from 2007-present.

November 21st 2019: I've added some cool new links. I've also uploaded some artwork found from my old sketchbooks.

October 20th 2019: I've updated the Museum page with new images and more details about my small collection of mechanical typewriters.

October 19th 2019: I've updated the Links page with some new goodies.

October 15th 2019: I have published two new reviews! This week I've been listening to 808 State's Transmission Suite and Dan Mason's Hypnagogia.

Visit Us

Cafe on street Pay us a visit!

The cafe is located on the A47 South, along the coastline of Pavilion City. Only a five minute walk from the Angel pier.

Enjoy surfing the web on our state of the art computers equipped with 56K modems and gorgeous 16-bit colour displays that can even render 3D graphics!

Now serving espresso martinis and "magical" brownies - VERY popular!
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