You've arrived at Pavilion City's most famous cybercafe. Fresher than a papaya yogurt, lovingly crafted on FixPage '94 using a tietoKone Ox 5000 all while traversing the majestic depths of an ether binge.
So pull up a purple inflatible chair and sip on this minty mojito. Allow me to present, exclusively to you, my digital wares. There's bountiful treasures, amazing stories and the darkest of secrets. Are you ready?
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2023 - January 1st ¡Feliz Año Nuevo para todos!
2022 - September 11th As we enter the new Carolean age, I've replaced the old Journal page with the Hotline Izakaya Lounge which is a nice space where everyone is allowed to take a deep breath and relax.
2022 - July 30th Added lots of new content including new music, journal entries and animated artwork. Check out the new animation page to see some of my early 3D experiments.
2022 - June 1st Total Anarchy: Pavilion City is now available on Steam! currently on sale at £4 GBP or $5 USD.
2022 - Jan 30th Launched a new page called Adventures in SSTV where I share old photos that were decoded from signals recorded on tape.
2021 - April 25th Added a new section to the Museum to showcase my humble collection of cassette players.
2021 - April 24th The cafe has been rather quiet lately (thanks, Covid) but we have been adding minor content here and there. I've also updated the Buttons neighbourhood and the Links page with a few goodies.
2020 - Dec 3rd: Launched a new gallery of cover artwork used in various EDM releases.
2020 - Oct 17th: Created a new page to showcase legacy Game Maker projects from 2005-2011. Here you can read the story behind each game, see screenshots and download the original executables.
2020 - Sept 27th: It's been a year since I came over to Neocities and I've discovered some amazing Web 1.0 style websites. I've created a dedicated Buttons Page to showcase the Neocities community. Let me know if you'd like me to add your site.
Redline Precinct (2023) Adventures in ANSI art
Total Anarchy: Pavilion City
Pay us a visit!
The cafe is located on the A47 South, along the coastline of Pavilion City. Only a five minute walk from the Angel pier.
Enjoy surfing the web on our state of the art computers equipped with 56K modems and gorgeous 16-bit colour displays that can even render 3D graphics!
Now serving espresso martinis and "magical" brownies - VERY popular!
Head to the Hotline Cafe profile page on Neocities if you'd like to leave comments.
You can also email the cafe directly at email@example.com