July 26th I met up with an old time friend in the summertime heat last Friday.
We have known each other since infant school and by pure coincidence we both work at the same job now. The evening was a fun one, featuring the pub formerly known as Doctor Brightons and that pub I also forget the name of but I remember being taken there on a date about 8 years ago. Anyway, the company was good. We all ended up at someone's flat to play card games and chat shit to each other for a few hours. I ended up getting home at about 1am, much later than anticipated.

Alas the good times came with a toll in the form of a particularly nasty sinus infection of which I am only just starting to recover from. I had to take 2 days off work to rest. Probably the sickest I’ve been in several years, only partially remedied by boiling myself in the bath laced with Olbas oil. I think I’ll take it easy for the short term future and will probably give the work summer outing a miss given I look and feel just terrible right now.

My latest consumerist indulgence is a Panasonic Lumix digital camera (around £220 from Amazon) with lots of nice features including an electronic viewfinder and a 30x optical zoom. It’s not particularly good at indoor photos, but outdoor shots are fantastic. When I feel better, I will be taking it to spots of natural beauty and capturing some lovely images of planet Earth before the world completely burns to a cinder.

Tres días de nada más que estornudos y atracones viendo Star Trek

July 6th Well it looks like it could finally be the end of Boris as PM.
Rishi and Javid resigned within minutes of each other yesterday evening and since then scores of ministers and other Tory MPs have been scurrying from the sinking ship. It’s been very entertaining watching the Tory government collapse on live TV. A fine distraction indeed from a tedious workday. Of course what comes next is uncertain. Boris may yet cling on for a few more weeks or he could be gone by the time I eat dinner tonight. Who will succeed him? Javid? Gove? Sunak? Hunt? Truss? A sure pick from a shower of bastards, that’s for sure. To think that the UK could have done this all so differently in 2015 and settled for chaos with Ed Milliband instead!

El perro grande se está muriendo. Ahora comienza una espectacular lucha por el poder.

May 9th I spent Saturday in the big smoke to celebrate my partner’s birthday.
We dined in the Sky Garden on the 36th floor of the Fenchurch Building. Our table had a view across all of south London and I enjoyed one of the best ribeye steaks I’ve ever eaten. I also discovered that I also really like the taste of Quail eggs.

Afterwards, we drank some seriously expensive cocktails at the Gong bar, the highest bar in Western Europe, on the 53rd floor of The Shard. The view from here was even more spectacular and I drained my phone’s battery taking a timelapse video of the sunset across the Thames. We’d like to return later in the year to enjoy the same view at a different time of day, perhaps to see London lit up at night!

We got a late train back to Pavilion City, in order to relax a bit in our own bed on Sunday morning and begin watching the new Netflix documentary on the Three Mile Island nuclear plant accident. We lost track of time a bit as it was so interesting, but we still managed to leave on time to enjoy a pizza at Franca Manca and then meet up with our friends at the Eastern Star pub near Pavilion City station.

Jack was waiting for us at the pub and we were later joined by Oscar, Kim, Deus, Chris and Bethany. The sun was shining so we occupied a table outside. One of our friends had recently put an offer down on a flat in Hove so that’s big news. There was lots of discussion around our jobs, recent political developments, episodes of Star Trek and the new song Jezebels by ‘not Emo’ band The Rasmus (of which everyone has In The Shadows stuck in their heads now.) It started to get chilly and I was full of cheesy pizza and gassy lager so we called it a day and headed home for more Nuclear accident porn.

Tenemos grandes expectativas para este verano.

May 3rd If 2020 was the year I got super into the compact audio cassette, 2022 is the year I’m getting back into using 3½ inch floppy disks.

Nostalgia aside, there’s something alluring about having such a comparatively tiny amount of disk space to work with. In the 2020s, there’s simply no practical limits for storing multimedia content (my latest 2TB external SSD has more storage than I know what to do with.) With only 1.38 megabytes per disk, each one can be a carefully curated capsule of very certain types of data.

I found my old box of floppies from the early ‘00s in my parents’ attic last month. Out of 10 disks, only about 4 were readable, and out of those I was only able to get files off of 3. 2 of them were Cubase Lite installation disks from 1993 (the software refuses to load on my current hardware.) I managed to retrieve some homework from my time in year 6, a project on the solar system, but that’s about it. Admittedly, a slightly disappointing time capsule.

However, I really enjoyed the tactile experience of using the floppies. Similar to tapes, there’s something about the fragility of the medium (as well as the clunks and whirs of the drive) that makes it so much more satisfying than using a microSD card. While my old disks may be mostly dead, I’ve ordered a box of sealed Verbatim disks from eBay.

Floppy Disks
Possible uses for 3½ inch floppy disks in the immediate future:

- Storing MIDI files | My entire MIDI collection (100s of them) is about 10MB. The Age of Empires I soundtrack (including the Rise Of Rome expansion) is about 400kb.

- Storing Pico-8 carts | Unfortunately the Pico-8 app is too large in itself to be stored on a floppy, but individual carts are no more than 60kb.

- Storing 2-bit images | I’ve been playing around with squeezing images to be both tiny in file size and still legible. JPEGs are the traditional option if you don’t mind that lossy/blocky look, but I prefer to use GIFs with a table of only 4 colours. The results look akin to the original Game Boy camera, and each image clocks in at around 10kb.

- Storing legacy Word/Text/HTML documents | I have a lot of clutter spanning 20 years and it might be nice to archive these on dedicated disks.

- Storing Tracker music | This was the way it was done back in the days of the Amiga 500, although a lot of the MOD and S3M files take up enough space to fill most of a single floppy. Good for sharing the odd track or two back in the day, but not so useful for archival purposes.

- Storing tiny games | Obviously almost all commercial games under 1Mb will be from a previous era in computing, but the demoscene has brought out some interesting games like .kkrieger that is a fully 3D contemporary FPS game under 96kb.

- Storing retro game ROMs | This is an interesting one as there are huge variances between ROM sizes. For example, the original Super Mario Bros is only 41kb whereas the Star Trek 25th Anniversary (also on NES) is a ‘whopping’ 524kb

Me gusta jugar con formatos de medios antiguos

May 2nd My memory is good in some ways, but frustratingly limited in others.
I can remember structured things, like where to find an obscure file 13 subdirectories deep that I haven’t accessed in decades, or the exact dates that miscellaneous and unimportant events in my life happened many years ago.

My memory struggles with retrieving more abstract constructs. For example, a melody I thought of while lying in bed the previous night, or a funny joke that could be useful in a radio script, but forgotten after not too long due to not writing it down. These things just don’t get committed to long term memory.

I used to write more things down. I once kept a diary consistently for nearly three years. It was filled mainly with teenage angst and, later on, tales of hedonistic excess. I also wrote a bit about politics, current affairs and predictions for the future. I stopped as life became more ‘routine’ and less drama heavy in my adult years.

I thought about starting new journals during times of world events like the beginning of the Coronavirus pandemic or the Russian invasion of Ukraine, but ultimately I don’t have much to say that hasn’t already been said in more eloquent ways by more important people.

Across the room at the King George last night I saw two familiar faces sitting at a table. One of them appeared to be Gavin from my secondary school, and his date also looked to be a girl I knew from school but couldn’t quite place. It occurs to me that it’s been fourteen years since I finished my GCSEs, so I’m not surprised I’ve started forgetting people. Facebook isn’t as helpful as I thought it would be for remembering acquaintances, as many people have deleted their profiles and I also have gone through many ‘purges’ of unwanted or superfluous connections.

Hablemos un poco de mi


March 2nd We're still alive. But divided more than ever before.

Lockdown III AKA "Boris Drift" is something that was expected during the post-Christmas surge of COVID cases. I've found this stretch harder to contend with than the previous 2 lockdowns, it brought a sense of unending purgatory and greater uncertainty for the year ahead. I've had almost nothing of interest to write about for the last four months given my adventures are limited to the corner shop and back. Motiviation is a premium and as a result I haven't updated this website since November. Sorry about this.

I do have things I want to add to this website. I'm planning on making a new page for showcasing my new collection of portable cassette players. A low key revival has been simmering away for analogue tapes for the last few years. Nothing like on the scale of vinyl, but the Internet brings us together nonetheless - for better or for worse.

Some recent achievements of late include completing GTA:III and GTA:Vice City on the iPad using just the touch controls. I noticed Vice City's missions were altered to become easier on iOS. For example, in the mission Shakedown (where you have to break all the windows in the North Point Mall) it suddenly passes the mission for you after barely getting started. Driving controls are surprisingly good, although shooting is constant frustration with the auto lock-on prioritising friendly AI over enemy AI. At some point, I'll be doing an in depth review of the entire GTA series, starting with the original top down PS1 GTA right up to GTA:V. Which one is my favourite? That's left to be seen.

Currently rewatching Narcos on Netflix and attempting to understand some of the Spanish.

Un día este purgatorio terminará, pero no será este día.


November 29th I really don't update this website often enough.

Lockdown "mark 2" is due to finish soon in the UK, replaced by tiered "pints with chips only" restrictions. I'm a virus fearing, mask loving and well behaved believer of the science. Watching the news, the numbers, the people... it's difficult to see an end in sight - even with the positive sounding noise regarding vaccines. As someone that doesn't give a toss about Christmas, it's frustrating watching everyone make plans to travel up and down the country, spreading their disgustingness as they come and go. What's the fucking point? Why couldn't we all just do ACTUAL solitary confinement for 1 month, then this would all be over.

At least there's been some good telly on. The Queen's Gambit was a ride, and I'm (rather predictably) getting back into playing chess, at a dismally low level of course. Playing AI matches on my phone is something entertaining to do in between taking calls at work.

I'm still sleeping terribly. I usually get about 3 hours in, suffer an intense round of sleep paralysis and then turn over and over in bed until my alarm sounds.

I'm also hunting for a decent tape recorder - something I can record mp3 -> cassette tape. My current tape player is ghastly at this. It doesn't have a line-in input, so I use a local FM transmitter to broadcast my computer wave-out to the radio, and record to cassette while tuning in the tape player to the FM frequency. As you can imagine, it sounds CRUNCHY AS FUCKING SHIT. High quality portable cassette records are landing £silly on eBay, but it's fun to window shop.

Este sitio web es para redes sociales, al igual que las cintas de cassette son para su biblioteca de Spotify.

October 25th I've not been sleeping so well lately. I had a tooth removed last week, my right shoulder is playing up and the rain has been relentlessly lashing down for days. Parts of Brighton are starting to flood. Wheelie bins are going rogue.

I decided to treat myself to some new toys this weekend. I'll take some proper time to review these later, but I now have the latest-gen Apple iPad (not the air nor the pro, but the 'low tier' 128GB one) and a new mechanical computer keyboard. I also have a new full size MIDI controller in the post. A huge indulgence for sure, but just consider the money I haven't spent in pubs this year.

We watched the new Borat film on Amazon Prime today. A total cringe-fest within minutes. Baron Cohen has lots to say, and he does a great job of exposing ugly attitudes. Is it as good as the first film? It's different and darker. I would argue it has a stronger structure, with an expertly crafted twist at the end that plays into current worldwide events. I would recommend watching before the US election.

October 18th I would postulate that 2020 is currently the most unique year for humanity since the 2nd world war. Ironically I have very little to talk about. It’s been eight months since the pandemic kicked off, prompting widespread changes in our routines and livelihoods. For the vast majority of this time I’ve just been sitting indoors piddling about on the internet and maxing out the slow cooker with my girlfriend.

When you don’t go out, work from home and avoid all social activities, time just slips away. Each month feels like the last. Things that happened last year feel oddly recent, as if they happened only a few weeks ago. Even my life feels vaguely meaningless; there’s a certain limit to what can be achieved from behind a computer screen.

I am neither elated nor depressed. Neither excited nor bored. Neither engaged with reality nor apathetic to it. I’m waiting, patiently, for the situation to change. I wish my compatriots did the same in the Spring and that our government wasn’t so incompetent at handling the crisis.

I congratulate New Zealand for how they’ve managed things. Jacinda Ardern seems to fully deserve winning her 2nd term in a landslide victory yesterday. It’s a shame the rest of the world didn’t follow their example. It’s interesting that the countries led by bombastic right wing strongmen - Brazil, India, the USA and Britain - are also the ones faring so poorly.

Esta situación será un recuerdo desvaído. Aplaudir no salvó al NHS.

August 4th It's day 9,000 of the pandemic. I have embraced this new way of life, cast off my social obligations and only venture outside to purchase chilled bottles of lager from the local Sainsbury's. WFH has been good to me for the most part, the only downsides are trying to concentrate while the neighbours on all sides argue/hoover/garden/chainsaw constantly.

Having saved a surprising amount of money by not eating out or going to pubs, I decided to get a new gaming PC. After spending weeks researching how to build my own out of various parts, it eventually hit me that the stress of waiting for several individual packages to arrive (likely at times when I'm too busy to answer the door) would be too much. As such, my 'pre-built shame' now sits next to my feet. Actually, I'm very happy with it - if a little intimidated by the raw power and pulsating RGB lighting. I only really got it to play GTA on high settings, though the purchase coincided with the Steam summer sale which prompted me to try out a few new games. I'll have to review them properly after I've finished but here are my initial impressions:

Fallout 4: I've spent more time in the character creation screen than playing the story.
Far Cry 5: I can't stop listening to the cult radio stations... "Let the water cleanse your sins!"
Yakuza 0: I played this for like 2 hours, and 1.9 hours were cutscenes.
Cities Skylines: I can't figure out how to stop my citizens from all dying of typhoid.
Red Faction Guerrilla: ReMarstered: This one is actually really fun thanks to the destruction physics.
Armed Assault III: I've been mucking around with the fantastic editor, but I have no interest in the campaign or multiplayer.
Saints Row IV: Totally jumped the shark. I miss the gang warfare from the 2nd game.
Mac Screens
I've also started restoring and upgrading my old 2011 MacBook Pro (13 inch, i7 processor) - I remember 9 years back as a music tech student, I along with everyone else on the course, was pressured into blowing the entire maintenance loan on an Apple laptop that our professors exclusively developed software for, oh, and the dreaded Pro Tools and Logic Pro studio. It was my first laptop and she has served me so very well over the years. I decided to give it a good service this week: I doubled the RAM, slapped in a 250GB SSD and upgraded the OS to High Sierra. I still need to replace the battery, change the thermal paste and patch it to Mojave afterwards. My newer Lenovo laptop is now staring at my MacBook in jealous rage.

Mar 22nd I expect the consequences of this pandemic will stay with us for a generation. I've never known such a rapid change in society and in daily life. Each day, thousands of people with the coronavirus are dying. Even 24 hour news struggles to report on every dramatic turn this crisis takes.

Just a few weeks ago, this flu was a distant rumble in the far east. Now the schools are shut, the pubs have locked their doors, the supermarket shelves have emptied and everyone is being told to remain indoors. Saying 'goodbye' has been replaced by 'stay safe.' Much of this is reminiscent of disaster movies. Empty Shelves
The ills of society have been thoroughly exposed. The fragility of employment, the selfishness of the few, the vulnerability of those we rely upon. The UK government seem two steps behind the outbreak, but even their reaction is very uncharacteristic of Tory policy. Everything is turned on its head.

It's difficult to say just how bad things will get. I am lucky enough to get to work from home, but most of my friends and loved ones don't have that luxury. Yes, there is a limited provision being made for those unable to work - but the process is unclear and it doesn't cover the self-employed.

The sooner everyone properly self-isolates, the quicker this will be over.

Cuídate. Hora de quedarse adentro.


Dec 13th A THUMPING Conservative majority and an utterly disastrous result for Corbyn's Labour! As a lifelong Labour voter and a Remainer, I actually find myself feeling a bit relieved I can now accept defeat and allow such a decisive result to swiftly kill off my hopes. No more minority government drama to keep me glued to the news!

I don't trust our dear leader, Boris Johnson, but if he can now get an orderly Brexit over the line, negotiate mutually beneficial trade agreements and at least partially stick to his promises on the NHS, then he's effectively delivering what the UK have just voted for.

Labour need to take a good, honest and hard look at themselves to figure out how to win back their old heartlands in the midlands and the north of England. I liked Corbyn as a bloke, but I didn't rate him as leader of the opposition. A lot of the blame for this defeat is squarely down to his unconvincing debating, 'free stuff for all' manifesto and the over-aggressive campaigning of his Momentum fan club.

Democratic Socialism need not be abandoned by Labour, but there needs to be an orderly cull of their front bench. Their next leader needs to be more credible, more statesmanlike and more moderate. Keir Starmer would be my choice. John McDonnel, Dianne Abbott and Emily Thornberry ought to be relegated to the backbenches - not because they are bad people, but they are bad politicians. They just don't resonate with the public. Labour will need to bide their time while Brexit 'gets done' and keep holding the Tory government to account, every step of the way. If it gets to 2024 and the UK is on its knees, impoverished and fed up with Boris and his Brexit aftermath, Labour should be there as the obvious and sensible alternative.

Let's just see how much child poverty and homelessness rises in the meantime...

Debemos amar a los que no están de acuerdo con nosotros. Nuestros valores centrales siguen siendo los mismos. No dejes que los extremistas nos separen.

Dec 12th A lot of things are hanging in the balance. It's a very busy week at work, I'm trying to put out fires everywhere. An exciting opportunity has come my way and I may find myself working somewhere new shortly after Xmas if all goes well. I'm keen for change. I need to get a good night's sleep, but the election results are tonight and if the exit poll predicts a hung parliament... There's a lot at stake, for me and my country.

El cambio es inevitable. Quiero un cambio, pero el cambio tiene que ser bueno.

Dec 10th Election day in the UK draws nearer, and a Tory majority looks likely. Turkeys will vote for Christmas once again. I'm slightly terrified. Perhaps we'll have a pleasant surprise in the form of a hung parliament like in 2017, but I am bracing for a crushing disappointment.

Dicen que nuestro querido líder nos salvará. Pero no creo una palabra de lo que dicen.

Oct 24th I travelled as far north as the Orkney Islands; a quiet spot for archaeology, single malt whisky and traditional folk music - a great place to go if you want to escape dense metropolitan areas.
I was treated to a scenic walk along the edge of the uninhabited Brough of Birsay on an unusually clear autumn day. You could spot the Scottish mainland, dozens of miles across the horizon. Orkney Islands Orkney Islands Sometimes you won't see another person for several miles. The air is a pleasure to breathe. Owing to persistent winds, few trees grow in Orkney, giving it a distinctive rugged appearance.

Boomtown Festival
August 7th 2019 - August 11th 2019

Several months earlier at a pub in Brighton, my partner and I were invited by our friends to join them at Boomtown. In the days leading up to the event, we watched the weather forecasting with increasing worry. Hopes of sunshine quickly faded when the yellow weather warnings emerged for storms, rain and wind. So be it, we shrugged, and went shopping for waterproof trousers and wellies.
Boomtown Festival Boomtown isn't anywhere near as big as Glastonbury, it is quite a new event (this was the tenth year) and had been growing quickly. Most people bring their own tents (there are posher accommodation options for those who can afford it) and there are a selection of camp sites. You can 'slum it with the masses' at the sites near the festival centre e.g. The Lion's Den. Or if you don't mind walking it's a good option to camp further out where it's quieter at night. We eventually found our way to Whistlers Green - the most chilled area of the whole festival - the fringe zone for hippies and Pagans to set up stalls for 'upcycling' workshops and carving wooden spoons.
Boomtown Festival The ground was very chalky, which made pitching tents extremely difficult. A lot of people arrived without suitable camping gear and failed to peg their tents down. As 50mph winds started hitting us many of the tents simply blew away, often slamming into neighbouring campers. I found myself up all night feverishly hammering down stranger's tents in the howling rain for the sake of self preservation.

The next day we went exploring into the beautifully decorated Psy Forests, Tangled Woods and then the Town Centre itself. The stages were ornately done with love and craft at each and every corner. There was also a surprisingly good selection of hot food available catering for veggies and vegans too. We had packed a lot of soup sachets and a camping stove, but we ended up buying hot jacket potatoes, Thai street food and vegetarian chili filled baguettes for dinner instead. T'was yummy, and good fuel for dancing!

Apparently after the previous year there had been complaints about the sound quality at the stages, so great technical care went into this year's set up to make everyone sound louder and clearer. It paid off and every band I got the privilege of seeing sounded amazing, even when standing toward the back. I won't try to list every single band and DJ I saw (I lost track anyway) but here were the highlights for me:

-Asian Dub Foundation
-Salt N Pepper
-Prophets of Rage (the energy at this gig was unreal, there was A LOT of moshing)
-Beans on Toast (manages to be political and positive at the same time)

Due emergency tent maintenance during the storm I sadly missed:

-Four Tet
-Infected Mushroom :( :(

Here's a link to a poster showing the 2019 line-up.

There were other artists I wanted to see, but Boomtown schedule strategically to clash the popular events and avoid everyone at the festival pooling at one particular stage. I would recommend you plan your day in advance and make a decision on which artists to prioritise seeing. You won't get to see everyone you want to I'm afraid.

There was a very large presence from Extinction Rebellion. I spoke with various activist groups, we were encouraged at every turn to recycle and there was a good provision of recycling points within short walking distance.
Boomtown Festival I don't believe this is the fault of Boomtown as such, but this event increasingly attracts a variety of selfish prick colloquially known as 'The Bucket Head.' Bucket Heads, or "Roadmen" (a new word for "Chav") arrive en mass, take large quantities of bad acid, Ketamine or MDMA and proceed to get off their faces, causing a nuisance for everyone else. For these cheeky boys, a festival is a 5-day-long bender in a field, an excuse to be rowdy, classless and obnoxious. Theft was a problem too, so was sexual assault. The private security firms were widely critised for being ineffective at tackling criminal behaviour, targeting the wrong people, even in some cases acting as the criminals themselves. Reading up on the Facebook event threads afterwards, it seemed that hundreds of people had been a victim of theft or vandalism. Further scrutiny is required here.

At the end, my friends and I 'left no trace' but disappointingly so many people abandon their pop-up tents and the pastures are strewn with plastic rubbish. For all the promoting eco-awareness Boomtown makes, thousands of people are just inconsiderate wankers and dump their crap regardless. Some self-policing could be helpful here, if people are brave enough to call others out on littering.
Boomtown Festival Oh, and anyone who tried to get a National Express coach out of Boomtown on Monday will tell you, in terms of desperation, it was like Dunkirk meeting the last helicopter leaving Saigon.

Bucket Heads, bad weather and stinky compost toilets aside, it's all good memories from Boomtown 2019. The festival looked and sounded amazing. The bands played well. The vast majority of people were lovely. We arrived home tired, soaked and smelly. I think we slept for two days straight. I'm being asked if I want to go to Boomtown 2020? That will depend on the line-up

July 24th: Priti Patel as home sec? Jesus fucking wept... I guess mild treason gets easily forgotten about in today's brave new world. Oh, and psycho Raab as foreign sec? A cabinet so far right, so chaotic, so dangerous it's unreal... Good luck everyone and strap in. Let's hope this utter madhouse eats itself before it eats us all.


Dec 11th: Theresa can't even negotiate her way out of a car.

Jun 17th: After 8 years of dismissing Yo! Sushi, Zara has finally shown me the error of my ways.

Mar 8th: Happy international women's day everyone! I believe it's only reasonable to recognise all humans are entitled to the same rights, privileges & protections. Massive respect to all the campaigners for equality out there!


June 8th: I really don't care for Theresa May. But who does? She's a weak and wobbly authoritarian, her voice cracking each time she repeats the same meaningless propaganda. She seems tired and lost. Her campaign has failed to present any good reasons why anyone should offer her a vote today. Her decision in calling this unnecessary snap election was a show of arrogance - an opportunistic power grab whilst the electorate are influenced by fear and uncertainty. I don't trust her. She avoids criticism, dodges interviews and hasn't the courage to attend debates. Theresa loves the power. Lurrrves it. She'll pass the buck and point her finger at everyone, never taking any social accountability. She wants to lock down the internet, curb free speech and scrap your human rights. She wants to rip apart cute little foxes and sell off your NHS in chunks. She sells arms to the Saudis and blames Corbyn for promoting terrorism because he's a pacifist. For crying out loud, I really don't like Theresa May. She makes this country seem like the dystopian Britain from Children of Men. She's pulling some V for Vendetta style bullshit. She looks like she eats babies to stay alive. I ask each and every one of you to consider just how much five further years of May at the helm will suck. She's terrifyingly awful, like, shockingly. Please, Britain, particularly the folks around my age, I need you all to go out today and cast your decisive vote.


June 26th: Everyone on the news looks worried.

June 24th: And now this lonely little island represented by gullible fools, xenophobic fossils and irresponsible elites will be at the mercy of Trump and Putin. Not to mention a destabilised Europe - whose people will remember this day as the peace inevitably runs out. Good luck everyone.


Dec 31st: Adiós 2015. Glad I got to spend it with so many old and new friends. So lucky to have won the heart of the magnificent Zara Chung! The new year promises great things. Mirth and merriment to all of you on this new year's eve!

Aug 12th: Seems like most hating on Corbyn are lizards without principles or spineless fannies determined not to rock the sinking boat.

May 8th: Devastating. Last night was the nail in the coffin for left wing politics in England, and a massive blow to liberalism on a whole. With a Conservative victory, Britain is now ideologically split between the shires (Tory), cities (Labour), Scotland (SNP) and NI/Wales (Clusterfuck). We've followed the European trend - a lurch to the right and surges in nationalist support. With the right more powerful and unified than ever, things are going to get unimaginably worse. We'll most likely exit Europe, the NHS will be sold off in chunks, arts funding will be decimated, £12bn in heavy handed austerity cuts every year will continue bring poverty - especially child poverty - to appalling levels. The snoopers' charter will return and the human rights act will disappear, stripping away our personal freedoms and privacy. Students, renters, pensioners, public sector workers, councils, single parents, disabled people - you're all going to be picked clean. If there was ever a day to be cynical - it's today.


Oct 20th: A lot of big names have bitten the dust lately. Amy Winehouse and Osama Bin Laden died over the summer, Steve Jobs and Dennis Ritchie departed Earth within a week of each other and today marks the long anticipated removal of Colonel Gadaffi. Libya isn’t going to magically transform into Utopia any time soon but I quietly welcome news involving the death of malevolent dictators. Humanity seems to be short on baddie characters now, with only fundamentalist clerics and isolationist weirdos making any memorable appearances. There also still exists North Korea; it’s just kind of there, occasionally embarrassing itself and pretending nothing happened. The new leader looks like a fat baby.

Oct 11th: With the student loan due to drop and payday in three weeks promising upwards of £600, it means I can at last buy a MacBook Pro without worrying about starvation or eviction. Once I get Logic, SuperCollider, Max/MSP and a bootable copy of Windows on that bastard, it’ll be a dream machine.

My personal projects including the electronic music and game creation have ground to a halt (The last album was released nearly a year ago), but I was able to fix up my MIDI setup with my Yamaha keyboard by updating the drivers and with the new sound card. The latency is now very low, so I have a controller comparable to the equipment at ARU. With a MacBook, visiting the lab to complete work would become unnecessary.

University work is piling up fast, so I need to get some of the CMT guys together and book a studio for band recordings. There are plenty of possibilities with the entire department filled with pianos, interfaces and microphones so I think this will be more of a motivational challenge. I did, however, opt to work independently on the Electronica project. I have some experience making both Ambient and Chiptune tracks so the mixtape task should be doable, but still an interesting challenge.

Feb 5th: It's proving to be an exciting news week. I haven't mentioned the protests in Egypt yet but they are reaching a critical level of unrest. They are also working, with President Mubarak constantly forced to try and appease the masses. I like this. Tunisia's government was overthrown a couple of weeks ago and there is growing unrest in Jordan and Yemen. It looks as if Northern Africa and the Middle East are going to be rather unstable throughout the 2010s. I said to Walid and Bagdat today that the pictures coming from Cairo will probably be London in the next few months.

Jan 18th: You don’t have to do anything, you lucky, lucky thing. Just sit there in that little room and consume what society throws in your direction. Complain about the system, hope for revolution and eat supermarket bought food paid for by student finance maintenance loans. Wipe your arse with branded toilet paper, head towards the communal kitchen and compare the capacity of your liver with other lost souls who determine the quality of a person by how many virtual profiles they’re linked to on social networking websites.

Only now are you forced to give something back, selling yourself out to the corporations you grew up to hate but rely on to survive. Develop loyalty through loathing and pride through disappointment. You know the system is flawed but you’re too small to re-imagine it, let alone recreate it. Trapped behind youth you avoid real responsibility and escape the world through intoxicants.

Jan 15th: So, Wikileaks publishes sensitive information for everyone, for free. They’re the bad guys because the leaked information can damage governmental bodies and corporations. Of course, Facebook is well known for publishing its users’ personal data without notice if they neglect to specify their preferences for privacy. It’s worth noting that Julian Assange isn’t hosting Wikileaks for a profit although I’m sure that Mark Zuckerberg must have had at least considered the bathtubs of cash he’d receive thanks to Facebook. Zuckerberg is hailed as a genius of our time, a hero and an innovator. As for Assange? Well apparently he’s some kind of rapist.


Aug 9th: Back in the digital world, I’ve already made big plans for Total Anarchy and Overthrow. I’m filling up the new sketchbook quickly, with the notion of getting TA1 wrapped and released as soon as possible with a handful of missions and all the rough edges cut off. TA2, which is still a working title, will have the 3D cars and the ‘chinatown-rendered’ pedestrians and be a major release. Set in the present, I’ll be able to legitimately use lots of my own, friends, local and international creative commons music. When I release that game (hopefully before the Summer of 2011,) I’ll begin work on a Lost and Damned style expansion pack or ‘episodic content,’ except that will be set in the past with a new story line. I just hope all this planning materialises.

May 13th: It nearly brought tears to my eyes watching the Gordon Brown leave office this week. As late as Tuesday afternoon, I was hoping for a rainbow coalition. I think Labour were the first to say 'fuck it' and decide to move back into the 'advantageous position' of opposition. I saw it all happen live, kind of lucky that - although I was watching the Guardian feed all day too. Clegg sold his party out, and has just about torn away the last shreds of dignity and decency that the LibDems had. He's a yellow Tory - glad I made a point of never trusting him. Now he and David 'the human lighthouse' Cameron are running the country. We're 'ConDemNation.' Certainly condemned to what is primarily a Tory government. They've already agreed to make 6 billion pounds worth of cuts - something Gordon advised strongly against. It could be anything up to five miserable years of austarity measures, cuts and increased inequality - I only hope this shitstain of a coalition collapses, making both the Tories and the LibDems look even more hapless than Labour. Miliband is most likely going to become the next leader, and they should win the next election if all goes to plan. Dark times.

May 9th: Three hundred and six Conservative seats, wow. Blue Britain. It's all up to Clegg now, is he going to stick to his progressive morals or sell out to the Tories?? Brown must be hiding under a table as Cameron knocks on the door!

April 23rd: The UK general election debate last night was interesting, Gordon Brown made a much better performance. Nick Clegg was able to grind Cameron into the ground wit issues over Gay Rights and Europe. Hung Parliament seems the only possible scenario, and Avril made an interesting prediction that if Clegg and Brown work together in government and don't hold another election, they could wipe the Tories off the map for a generation. I wish that was easier done than said though, I have a horrible feeling that Cameron is going to end up as Prime Minister by the end of the year. I'm defending the fact that Labour have brought mainly positive change to Britain and that Gordon Brown is not directly responsible for the global recession. The Conservative party look more progressive than they used to, but I'm not buying it for one second.


It's a British TV show set in Bristol about a group of social deviants with raging hormones.

I'm at a loss to see how any of the characters are remotely realistic; Skins has been criticised of causing depression amongst teenagers for it apparently makes 'normal' adolescent lives seem monotonous and uneventful by comparison.

The portrayal of teenagers in Skins is way off. For starters, most of us in real life are never that energetic except for that brief period on Saturday evenings. If these were real teenagers, they would spend the majority of the episode rubbing their eyes, complaining about college and being asleep. Another thing that bothers me is that none of the characters have any interest in the mountain of college work they would normally have. They also seem to spend a grand total of one hour in college a week (and that hour is when the place is set on fire or invaded by aliens or something) and the rest dealing with their ridiculously traumatic social lives.

Also, is Bristol completely composed of entirely beautiful students? I mean, no one in Skins is bad looking. Even the characters who are meant to be bad looking are moderately good looking by normal students.

What's more, all the characters in Skins act like absolute arseholes. When you think about it, you'd never want friends like the ones portrayed in the program. Who the fuck does Effy think she is? She walks in, tears friendships apart, shags her way around the college, nearly kills a girl and leaves her there bleeding in the woods, runs off to some shit-heap village and still persists to tart herself around the place. If she wasn't hot I doubt she'd get away with any of her shenanigans. Even the less 'twatty' characters are cocks compared to real people. These kids have affairs behind their loved ones backs, they treat each other like shit, they treat their caring parents like dirt and cause a fuckload of physical and mental damage to pretty much everything associated with them.

And who is having these parties? These so called 'Skins parties' where everyone just gets absolutely blasted off their tits on just about every drug in the chemist. In these parties, at least three people are going home without any clothes (and missing a limb or two.) It's probably a shock to the average Skins party goer if someone DOESN'T die.

What's more, these arsehole teenagers seem to have an unlimited supply of cash. How many drugs do they take each episode, how many designer clothes do they wear, where does this unlimited supply of fags and booze come from? None of these people appear to have part time work either which must mean that all of their parents are generously loaded. So why do they treat their parents like crap?

In conclusion, it is evident that everyone in Skins is a massive dick. Apart from their social deviancy, they are also really dull people. Their only on-screen hobbies include sex, wanking, drug abuse, DJing, having affairs, setting fire to things, stealing, running away, shouting, getting into fights, getting killed, getting arrested, and generally being selfish cocktards.

I can't see where any of the characters will be 10 years on in their lives.

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